Why Aren't There Any Talking Zombies?
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Staten Island, NY Posted: 3/10/2016 1:00:00 AM
Zombies are cool. Talking Zombies would be even better.
There have been countless movies and TV shows featuring zombies, but what you never see are talking zombies. It's been that way since the 60s, when Night Of The Living Dead, the first major zombie movie was released.
Ever since then just about every zombie movie has followed the same basic formula. Dead people wake up, and start walking around looking for people to eat. Most of them walk very slowly, and for the most part, they dress alike. Apparently being dead also means your clothing should have lots of holes in them. For those who were dead for years, I could understand that, but most zombies are the recently dead, so they should look pretty well dressed, but I digress.
I think a talking zombie would be far more interesting than a traditional zombie. For one thing, I'd sure like to hear what they have to say, especially when they talk to each other.
I could picture the conversations:
"Hi Bob. How's it going? Did you eat any decent brains lately?"
"As a matter of fact I did. The brains at that Taco Bell were simply to die for!"
"I didn't realize they served brains at Taco Bell."
"They don't. I just like eating the customers with guacamole and a touch of hot salsa."
If nothing else, a talking zombie would be a nice change of pace.
Joe Crescenzi, Founder
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